October 2008
2 posts
To Doug
Hey Doug,
Guess what. I LOVE YOU!! xoxoxoxo.
September 2008
3 posts
The Arkansas UT game...
hahaha, I almost think you should take that picture down! Or not….
August 2008
4 posts
my favorite text conversation
Doug: are you in a bad mood?
Mary: no. well maybe. I just wish it were thursday or something instead of monday.
Doug: or something? I wish it were the year 2112 but it ain’t!
Mary: What’s 2112?
Doug: Its a rush album. also its 100 yrs after the end of the world! I don’t really wish that! I’m perfectly happy with the present in which you are my gf.
I want to go here this year.... →
a picture from an arkansas restaurant. →
July 2008
3 posts
i wasn't kidding about foul balls →
I found this list on another blog. And I like...
happycap:
Four things that are delicious frozen:
Cheesecake
Chocolate
Gummy Bears (try it, you’ll like it)
Grapes
Arkansas news is good news →
This made my day a little better!
June 2008
16 posts
Food for thought
So one of my friends told me this weekend that ever since she started eating meat again (she was vegetarian for a few years), her boobs grew a full cupsize. Huh. Now she’s a stripper. Huh.
When we all die from global warming. →
These are so cool... →
Our Creepy Horoscopes....
This can be an emotionally charged day, especially if you aren’t seeing eye to eye with a close friend or partner. Luckily you have an opportunity to change the game by shifting the playing field. Instead of unfolding the current situation within a context of personal dissatisfaction, reframe what’s happening in an imagined universe of material abundance and spiritual grace....
OMG →
I am staying here for my birthday. PARTTTTTY! →
The French BullDog (aka the gay man's dog) is so... →
I love it...
I love it that you flew all the way to Califonia to sleep in the back of my car. And we still had fun :) You amaze me everyday. I hope I do the same for you. Love Love Love. xo
Ewww yeah San Francisco! I’m gonna be in you Fri-Mon. And it’s gonna feel sooooo gooooood! If anyone wants to kick it, hit me up!!!
I guess I have one of those faces that strangers find inviting. People are always approaching me and trying to initiate conversations. I’m not a jerk or anything, but it’s something I just don’t really care for. Today, I stepped outside my suite to take a look at the sky and I noticed a young man in a wheelchair on the walkway a few rooms down from mine. I tried to act like I...
I’m sitting in my suite in Carlsbad, NM. It’s not luxurious. It’s not uncomfortable. It’s equipped with a mini-fridge, a full-size electric range and a jacuzzi tub which is nice considering I call this place home Monday-Friday. When i started this job i really relished the solitude. Now, I’m just bored. And i really miss my gf.
Hahaha! Someone called me eurotrash!
I submitted a picture to Facestat.com yesterday. It’s an older pic, but the only one I had. I am decidedly younger. I think they guessed dead on my age. You can check out my stats here!
P.S. I wanted to include the picture in this post, but for some reason tumblr kept inserting the pic of that chihuahua in the scuba gear.
May 2008
12 posts
Billy Bob Brockali is an animatronic bear that...
I see your little boxer puppy pics....
and I raise you one Kitler
Schmoooopy baby boxer dog →
so cute, I can’t handle him!! I know there’s no cross-species friendship going on in the pics, but I thought you like them anyways.
Post Vacation Post
I dropped Mary off at the D-F-Dub for second time Monday morning. Her original flight was scheduled to leave Sunday, but was cancelled due to mechanical probs. So she was finally able to escape back to the left coast and I returned to all the dust and no trees in West Texas sad and lonely. Gay-cay was fine. The best part was that we got to spend nearly ten whole days together—the most...
I love this!
I love everyone’s guts spilling onto the city street! Into the gutter!
"I don't want a war. I just want a piece."
I like that he gives ups to 2003 and Tupac….and then there’s his propensity to say, “yee. tha’s right. c’mon.”
Cut Copy: “Hearts on Fire (Midnight...
Doug, I hope you are prepared to go see this:
xoxoxoxoxoxo
Mariah said, "santa, won't you bring me the one I...
10 Days, 19 Hours, 54 Minutes…..until I see you!
Scuba-chi!
His Name is Mondex P.S. This story—as you will see—came from the British news website ANANOVA. Now, this is really dorky, but sometimes I like to read the “Quirkies” aloud with a British accent. It’s just fun for some reason. You should try it.
"...but i wanted to do hoodrat stuff with my...
This is what your kids are gonna be like!
April 2008
9 posts
Young Turks
There will be dancing in the streets when I finally get to run away and be with you! PS young rod is so amazing!!
24 hours left!
I really love Jawbreaker. Not the movie. And not the shitty candy that has claimed the vision of countless children after said children unwittingly caused the confection to explode sending molten, arcing ropes of sugar and preservatives into their oculars. How did they do that? By sticking their candy in the microwave. I saw it on Mythbusters. Moving on. I’m talking about the band...
Found Poem →
Doug, we should write poetry for each other. YES!
Ohhhh, Doooog
HAHAHAHAH, this is what happens when I leave you to blog free by yourself! You talk shit on Magic!! Nerdo!! Ok, this is nerdy….this is what I do when I’m home alone….I cook random meals for one (tonight: overseasoned chicken over salad w/ refried beans on the side….wtf??!!) and watch shows like this Yeah….the finale’s on right now. And lil kim’s...
Two more days and I will be on my way!
In keeping with the theme, I don’t give two shits about the NBA Playoffs, but I have been keeping up with them anyway. Have you? If you’ve watched any of TNT’s coverage of this year’s games, you may have noticed the miracle that is “Magic” Johnson, the first human being in the history of the world to gain weight as a result of contracting the HIV virus. Now,...
You mean i coulda been bloggin' you up for the...
I am thrilled to have finally received and accepted an invitation to this lovely, little romantical blog that was created by my girlfriend, Mary. Thanks, Mary! Today, I can begin counting down the days til I see my loverette again BLOG-STYLE! It’s been a couple weeks since we’ve seen each other, but as of right now, only have four more days!!!! Thus, “Oh damn! Draw four, opponent to my...
Skid Row "I Remember You"
Sadness!
Doug left this morning to go back home to Texas. We went to two theme parties—one was a 90’s party—I was Alicia Silverstone aka Cher from Clueless and Doug was River Cuomo…mainly because he didn’t have any clothes with him that would constitute a 90’s costume. Anyhoo, now I’m listening to Yaz “Only You” because I’m sad. meh! xox Mary